Thai-harmony

Hormones bubble. Like all teens, the students are learning romance by watching soaps (Thai variety), American movies, and listening to pop music.
The boys are crazed on idioms. Say Reh "Roger" provided Ben with instructions to find him a "hot American girl". Thoughtfully, he provided a list of requirements. They include:
1. brown hair
2. likes music
3. sings
4. sane (American girl?)
5. calm spirit
6. medium (body shape)
7. 5'0"
In truth, these are some of the finest young men I've met. Athletic. Compassionate. Good humor. Artistic. Gentle with children. And darn good looking. Ladies, I leave it to you.